U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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