we made out on top of his cat.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
