thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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