dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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