belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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