You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
