That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My breasts were aching with rage.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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