That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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