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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Mom said you looked used
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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