That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I need a hoe opinion
go on
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
