Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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