Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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