who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We need to get me chipped asap
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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