So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need to calm my uterus...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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