i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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