Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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