Everything about him screamed your future.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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