Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I am spending my child support on dildos
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize