He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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