i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
