i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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