He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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