Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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