He is like the real live version of the state fair..
why do cheetos always look like penises
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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