i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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