There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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