Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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