My brain says no but my pants say off.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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