Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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