i just wanna soil my oats bro
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
