I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I look excited, but its just a facade.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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