I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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