She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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