Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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