I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We got so high we made milksteak
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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