he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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