Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
