This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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