i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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