She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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