youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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