yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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