Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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