I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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