Porn is love you can see.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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