my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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