the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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