i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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