Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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