I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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