He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize