At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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